长江: Yangtze River, or Chang Jiang...
从来不: never...
碍事: (usu used in the negative) to be of importance or to matter, to be in the way, to be a hindrance...
师父: used for (in Taiwan), master, qualified worker...
黄河: Yellow River or Huang He...
碰巧: by chance, by coincidence, to happen to...
湿润: moist...
比: to compare, to gesture...
致使: to cause, to result in...
火花: spark, sparkle...